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| CMelodyMan |
Alphabetical ConversationI saw this on another forum, and it worked pretty well. What you do is you start a sentence with a word that begins with A, work your way to Z, and when you get to Z, start over at A.All of you know how incredibly cool alligators are, right? |
| altosaxgeek5 |
But, surely, you know, that 'gators eat saxophones?! |
| JPSaxMan |
Could you tell me why 'gators eat saxophones? |
| saxmaniac |
Do saxes taste good   ?
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| altosaxgeek5 |
(Gonna go a long way....)
'Ell yeah, they're bloody delicious! |
| saxmaniac |
Forget saxes, clarinets are even more scrumptious! |
| altosaxgeek5 |
Grenadilla wood goes great with mustard. |
| JPSaxMan |
How do you guys eat wood? With clamps or really strong teeth? |
| altosaxgeek5 |
I grind it into a flour... and make bread. |
| alto-girl |
Just make sure you grind it all up properly, you don't want to break a tooth. |
| saxmaniac |
Looking at a clarinet makes me hungry. |
| alto-girl |
Madness...doesn't k come after j? |
| JPSaxMan |
Not if you're on Mars...
Or if you're a K-Pacsian 
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| saxmaniac |
Oops. 
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| JPSaxMan |
Perfectly all right, we all make mistakes 
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| Doc Frazier |
Quit taking so long to think of one! |
| CMelodyMan |
Really guys, y'all are taking too long!
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| JPSaxMan |
Shadup, we'll take as long as we like
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| JazZz |
Time I make a reply to this... |
| JPSaxMan |
Until I make a reply
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| alto-girl |
Violins actually go well with clarinets for dessert. |
| musicalprodigy |
wow, we've gotten all the way to W! |
| saxmaniac |
Xylophones are pretty neat. |
| CMelodyMan |
Yes, they are. |
| JPSaxMan |
Zebras are even cooler though...BOO YA, Z!!
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| musicalprodigy |
And bears are even cooler than zebras. |
| JPSaxMan |
But Zebra's don't bite 
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| Bariman |
Come on, this is the best way you can think to spend your time?
Bariman |
| JPSaxMan |
Definitely dude!
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| Thomas |
Eventually, we'll all end up being vegetables. |
| JPSaxMan |
Farse! Vegetables? Impossible 
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| Thomas |
Geez, man - that didn't make any sense! 
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| JPSaxMan |
Hold on, a farse is something unreal and ridiculous! Therefore, your statement about us turning into vegetables is farse! |
| Doc Frazier |
Forever like the potatoe head family! |
| musicalprodigy |
Gosh, will this thread ever stop!? 
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| JPSaxMan |
Heck, Doc, ya just screwed it up...ok, next letter "I" |
| Doc Frazier |
I know, the meds the doc has me on for a staff infection in my rt. leg has clouded my brain. sorry! |
| Doc Frazier |
just happy i'm still here |
| Doc Frazier |
Kinda shows I'm gettin' old |
| JPSaxMan |
Let's keep this a rollin...it's all right Doc, I know the feeling of those pain killers...
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| CMelodyMan |
Man, this thread is long!
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| saxmaniac |
Never-ending thread...... |
| JPSaxMan |
Of course it's never ending, that's the point
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| Doc Frazier |
Possibly a time waster |
| Doc Frazier |
Or an intelligent conversation(NOT!)
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| saxmaniac |
Quails are intersting birds. |
| musicalprodigy |
Really?
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| joboe |
Stuff in this topic is REALLY random
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| musicalprodigy |
This thread is so long
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| JPSaxMan |
Until we all die, this thread will just keep going and going and going
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| saxmaniac |
Why, who says it has to die along with us? Our descendants can continue ths.. :smile: |
| JPSaxMan |
Very true
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| musicalprodigy |
x is a very hard letter to start sentences with. :smile: |
| JPSaxMan |
Ya think so? |
| musicalprodigy |
z is even harder
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| saxmaniac |
Another round of the Alphabetical Conversation has just begun.
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| musicalprodigy |
Better believe it!
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| JPSaxMan |
Can't!
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| musicalprodigy |
Don't!
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| joboe |
Eggs are good!!!
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| Bariman |
Fried bacon is better....
Bariman |
| Louis Scuderi |
God, I love bacon. |
| Bariman |
How many times have we been through this now?
Bariman |
| Louis Scuderi |
(edit: don't know the alphabet)
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| Bariman |
If I remember correctly, dosen't 'I' come after H?
Bariman |
| Louis Scuderi |
Jumped ahead, that's what I just did. Nice catch bariman. 
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| Bariman |
Kinda hard to keep all of them straight, I know; there like numbers, there's just sooo many of them!
Bariman |
| Louis Scuderi |
Lucky for me, I thought of something quick for L. |
| JPSaxMan |
More power to ya...and your name even starts with an L! |
| bazranz |
New here, are we using the English alphabet? |
| saxmaniac |
Of course!
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| Louis Scuderi |
Please explain why we should use another alphabet.
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| JazZz |
Quickly Chose anothe topic, this one is getting long
Ha! The forum has unicode so I can write in hebrew. It won't let me write in greek though, my computer has a bazilion languages built in. אבגדהוזחטיךכלםמןנסעףפץצקרשא |
| Louis Scuderi |
Russian would be an interesting language to see on the forum. |
| bazranz |
Scottish would make it roll better. |
| Bariman |
Turkish is def. at the bottom of the list...
Bariman |
| musicalprodigy |
Ukranian is even lower
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| saxmaniac |
Very near the end of this round of this thread... |
| JPSaxMan |
Yugoslavia is even lower...how bout a country that starts with Z?  ??:
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| CMelodyMan |
Zaire is lowest |
| Thomas |
Again, we are back at "A". However, we missed "W" and "X", guys. 
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| Bariman |
Barely passed Kindergarden, did you boys?
Bariman |
| CMelodyMan |
Course we did |
| JPSaxMan |
Danged right I did!
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| Thomas |
Everyone's special in their own special way...
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| Louis Scuderi |
Golly, even this thread is special. |
| CMelodyMan |
Hey, you skipped letter F!
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| musicalprodigy |
It's okay, now we casn skip J!
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| saxmaniac |
Just get on with this thread already!
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| JPSaxMan |
Karma is awesome
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| Thomas |
Like, dude, how does that relate to anything? ,mhg |
| saxmaniac |
Many things in this thread are unrelated! :smile: |
| Bariman |
Nice Avatar Thomas!
Bariman |
| JPSaxMan |
Of course they're not all related! You guys illiterate or what?
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| Bariman |
Perhaps, perhaps not.
Bariman |
| JPSaxMan |
Questionable as always |
| Thomas |
Risky business, this game is...
Oh, and thanks, Bariman! I got it from here.
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| Bariman |
Sooo cool, thanks for sharing!
Bariman |
| JazZz |
Tough time staying on any sort of topic here... |
| Bariman |
Understandable in an eight page thread...
Bariman |