altosax4ever
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How much do you need?
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alto-girl
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Well, can't everyone come? What type of bulb do I get?
And without even realising, isn't this becoming one of those 'how many sax players does it take to change a lightbulb?' kind of joke?!
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Bariman
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altosax4ever: How much do you got???
Bariman
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altosax4ever
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ehhh......is 50 enough?
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Bariman
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Dollars or cent's? Maybe pounds?!?
Bariman
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altosax4ever
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Will dollars work?
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alto-girl
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How many light bulbs do we need? Do we need a spare?
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altosax4ever
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Was that David Sanborn running by just now?
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alto-girl
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It may have been...but don't you have a reputation for having a fertile imagination?
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altosax4ever
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Are you questioning my sanity?
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JPSaxMan
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Why wouldn't we? 
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altosax4ever
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Why do I hear voices? 
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JPSaxMan
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Why don't I?
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altosax4ever
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Are you crazy too?
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legomaniac853
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Aren't we all crazy?
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altosax4ever
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What about David Sanborn?
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Bariman
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What about him?
Bariman
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altosax4ever
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Is he crazy too?
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alto-girl
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Or are you just imagining him to be crazy?
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Louis Scuderi
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Are we all crazy for posting in this thread?
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altosax4ever
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Are we confusing crazy with strange?
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Louis Scuderi
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how could we confuse two words so different?
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altosax4ever
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Are we crazy, or just a little weird?
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Louis Scuderi
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don't those words mean the same thing?
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Bariman
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How could you think they are exact synonyms?
Bariman
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altosax4ever
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They aren't , are they?
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musicalprodigy
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I don't know. Are they or are they not?
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alto-girl
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Isn't that what altosax4ever said?
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itsabadreed
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isn't this whole thing about "confused" getting tired??
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legomaniac853
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i dont know, is it?
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JPSaxMan
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Where IS our food?
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alto-girl
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Isn't that the waiter coming over with our food now?
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JPSaxMan
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Why did he go to the other table with MY filet mignon? 
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altosax4ever
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And where's my prime rib?
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JPSaxMan
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Why did that guy just walk into the ladies room? 
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altosax4ever
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Hey, don't be disrespectful! Aren't some people different?
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JPSaxMan
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Why did you not just pose that as a question?
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JazZz
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Do you think maybe he finds it hard to make just questions?
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Louis Scuderi
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How could it be hard to make a question out of that?
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altosax4ever
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Are you calling me stupid?
(cause you're probably right)
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Thomas
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Why would he not be calling you stupid? 
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JPSaxMan
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Did I just hear a burn? 
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Louis Scuderi
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Is my steak on fire?
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JPSaxMan
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Did the flame happen to catch your shirt? Or worse, your sax case sitting beside you?
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Thomas
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Anyone noticed those people at the adjacent table giving us dirty looks?
(we're in a restaurant, with cheese, if anyone's forgotten...)
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Louis Scuderi
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What's the deal with those people?
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JPSaxMan
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Aren't they trumpet players?
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alto-girl
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What do you think?
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Louis Scuderi
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Don't they look they low brass players?
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BariSax37
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How would you know if they are low brass or not?
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JPSaxMan
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Wouldn't we know if they WEREN'T sax players?
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Louis Scuderi
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Don't you guys think they are alto clarinet players?
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BariSax37
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Eck! why is it so hard to find a question that starts with E???
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Louis Scuderi
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Don't you know this isn't the alphabetical question game?
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JPSaxMan
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Don't you know that the poor lad is just expressing his grief towards finding the letter E?
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Louis Scuderi
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Why the deuce would he want to express himself using the letter E?
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altosax4ever
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Doesn't it seem a bit odd?
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