Forum of the Saxes

musicalprodigy · Joined: 03 Aug 2005 Posts: 119

Okay I start out by saying 5 things. like 5 animals.
after this i ask for another 5 things which the next poster has to give me.

Dog
Cat
Mouse
Bird Frog

gimme Five sayings from Confucious. Very Happy

CMelodyMan · Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 6:57 am Post subject:

1.Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life
2.Hold faithfulness and sincerity as first principles
3.It is better to light one small candle than to curse the darkness.
4.The expectations of life depend upon diligence; the mechanic that would perfect his work must first sharpen his tools.
5.The superior man is distressed by the limitations of his ability; he is not distressed by the fact that men do not recognize the ability that he has.

5 really bad pick-up lines

saxmaniac · Joined: 21 Jun 2005 Posts: 184

-Look at all those curves, and me with no brakes.
-If I had a nickel for everytime time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have 5 cents.
-You know sweetie, my lips won't kiss themselves...
-You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
-If you were a library book I would check you out.

Give me the 5 worst movies ever.

altosaxgeek5 · Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 1:26 pm Post subject:

1.Baby Geniuses
2.Anaconda
3.Starship Troopers
4.Battlefield Earth
5.Werewolf
Gimme 5 yo' mamma jokes.
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Thomas · Joined: 27 Jun 2005 Posts: 223 Location: Alberta, Canada

I can't think of clean responses to that, dude. Try something else? Laughing

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altosaxgeek5 · Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 3:31 pm Post subject:

Gimme your five least favorite sax players.
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altosax4ever · Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 1:07 pm Post subject: Yo Momma!

1. yo momma so fat last time she saw 90210 it was on the BATHROOM SCALE!

2. yo momma so ugly she looked out the window and got aressted for mooning!

3. Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

4. Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

5. Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

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